Funny as hell joke

[Player 1]

The Misunderstanding



It was three days from Thanksgiving. A little six year old boy was sleeping, he suddenly awoke to his parents shouting, he heard the words “bitch” and “bastard”. So he goes into his parents room and asks, what does bitch and bastard mean? The parents dismiss him and say it only means boys and girls. The next night he again overhears his parents say two words, ” dick” and ” “condom” he goes in and asks what they mean. The parents say they are only names of coats. On Thanksgiving day, the boy is walking down the stairs when he hears his dad say “****!” from the bathroom. He goes inside to see his dad shaving his beard. His dad tells him it’s the stuff he’s shaving off. The boy goes downstairs where his mom accidentally cut herself while slicing turkey. “****!” she yells. The boy asks what it means and the mom replies it’s what i’m doing to the turkey. The doorbell rang, and since his parents were occupied he went to get it. Outside are all his relatives, he starts,” hello all you bitches and bastards, put down your dicks and condoms. Dad is shaving the **** off his beard and mom’s inside the kitchen ****ing the turkey!”

[florachristi]

Ha ha ha ha ha thats very very funny like hell man,,,,,

[darklord]

Nice. Thanks for sharing.

[DaHawk11]

Hahahaha love it xD

[don_taras]

HAHA xD heard this joke before but it's still funny

[Sasunaru]

Ha!!! Lol Good one dude!!

[brison]

Nice one! Make more funny ones!

[alphagirl]

very funny =))

[capekdeh]

also you have a funny story.
caution for parents.
do not like to say something that was not supposed to in with the son

[alphagirl]

it's nice to wake up in the morning and then read some good jokes. Makes my day good.


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