Conseves and the Libs

[Player 1]

The Difference...
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, they don't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, then no one should have one.
If a Conservative is a vegetarian, they don't eat meat.
If a Liberal is vegetarian, they want to ban all meat products for everyone.
If a Conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
A Liberal wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a Conservative is homosexual, they quietly enjoy their life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, they loudly demand legislated respect.
If a black man or Hispanic is Conservative, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their Liberal counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Liberal wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
Liberals demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal wants all churches to be silenced and God removed from public view.
If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Liberal demands that his neighbors pay for his.