Just jokes

[Phantom--]

Well there are already threads of jokes but its just yo momma jokes or blonde jokes or something like that. So this time I thought I would just make a thread for just plain jokes.

Note: Please make sure the jokes are clean and don't have anything that would be inappropriate thanks.

So let me start off with my joke I just heard recently I thought it was pretty funny.

Ok so this kid is at school in kindergarten and he asks his teacher to go to the bathroom she says ok but first give me the first 5 letters of the alphabet so that night he went to his house and went to his brother who was on his computer and asked him what was the first letter of the alphabet was and his brother said "Be quiet!". He then said ok and went to his dad and he was watching tv he asked him what is the second letter of the alphabet? His dad said "Shut up!". He said ok and went to his other brother that was playing with his action figures he asked him what was the third letter of the alphabet and he said dun un un un un un un un batman!! he said ok and went to his sister who was on the toilet.....whats the 4th letter of alphabet? "Down in the toilet where nobody goes". He said ok and went to his mom who was cooking.....whats the 5th letter of the alphabet? "AHHH MY BUNS ARE BURNING!". He said ok........So the next day he asked to go to the bathroom and she asked what the first 5 letters of the alphabet was he said "Be quite!"
She said excuseeee me? "Shut up!" Go to the principals office! So hes in there and the principal says whats your name? He goes dun un un un un un un un batman!! Where do you live? Down in the toilet where no body goes. What are you here for then? AHHH MY BUNS ARE BURNING!!!

lol took me a while to write jeez fingers hurt now lol.

[Barwell]

What was the sister doing, Stashing something?

I cannot say a joke some of mine can be classed as racist against Pakistanies

[GameChat]

Ok, I have some old ones I heard years ago. I'll be rethinking them and pretyping them. When they're ready I'll post them.

[Phantom--]

Well instead of putting a useless post just put a joke that you know!

[Barwell]

Erm....

There was 3 man on a slide, where they could shout anything, and what every they shouted they landed in it.
The 1st Man shouted, Gold!
The 2nd Man shouted, Girls
The 3rd Man shouted, Weee,
I hope he enjoyed it

[Phantom--]

lol.

This one is similar to that one but in a different way.

There are three men on a mountain and they each get to say what they want to be.
The 1st man said Eagle! and flew away.
The 2nd man said Bird! and flew away.
The 3rd man tripped over a rock and said crap.

[Barwell]

There was once a Scot, an English Man and a Pakistanian man, in a hot air ballon.

It was going lower and lower, They was about to crash, when they had an Idea, Get ridd of something all of there country has got too much of.
The Scot threw off A box of Kilts, The hot air bloon raised a little.
The Pakistanian Man, threw over Turbans, The hot ait raised a little.
The English Man was left. He though to himself what should I throw over? A breakfast? A Dog?

He found his answer, He picked up the pakistani and threw him over, we have too much of 'em he said.

This is a joke please don't take it rasist. Sorry about any incovenience.

[gamerdude]

ok. so there r 4 guys there names are shut up and you and idiot and truble.
so truble go lost in the woods and a cop pulled over shut up and you and idiot and the cop asked them "what r your names?" and they said shut up you idiot" the cop said "relly what r they" and they said "shut up u idiot" the cop said" r u looking for truble?" and they said"yes!"

[Player 1]

I could fill up the thread with knock-knock jokes but heres a quickie.

Whats the difference between a golf player and a base jumper?

One goes, "Oh &%*$! -whack-" and the other goes, "-whack- Oh &%*$!"

Base jumper lands on the ground with no parachute.
Golf player knocks ball in the water.

Enjoying the jokes one at a time.
Enjoying the thought of peace...... millenniums at a time.

[fellowspot]

Originally Posted by Barwell

There was once a Scot, an English Man and a Pakistanian man, in a hot air ballon.

It was going lower and lower, They was about to crash, when they had an Idea, Get ridd of something all of there country has got too much of.
The Scot threw off A box of Kilts, The hot air bloon raised a little.
The Pakistanian Man, threw over Turbans, The hot ait raised a little.
The English Man was left. He though to himself what should I throw over? A breakfast? A Dog?

He found his answer, He picked up the pakistani and threw him over, we have too much of 'em he said.