As if we don't have problems with english as it is!

**Administrator** · 10-13-2005, 05:51 PM

European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility.

As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English".

In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy.

The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kanhave one less letter.

There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter.

In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kanbe expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible.

Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling.

Also, al wil! agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is ! disgrasf ul and it should go away.

By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".

During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl.

Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru.

Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas.

If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

sunshine · 10-16-2005, 01:58 PM

lol

RolandofGilead · 10-29-2005, 01:12 AM

Hahahaha!YES! Awsome! I love it

Kalle Deimos · 11-11-2005, 04:03 PM

I've seen a version of this joke involving Arnold Schwarzenegger and 'Austronics'.

I_Love_Yoshi_A_Lot · 11-26-2005, 09:56 PM

:byrce:Yeah you should shut up, bitch!

Player 1 · 12-11-2005, 03:45 PM

Great! Next Europains.. whatever!

Kittygal63 · 12-29-2005, 08:08 AM

oh i simply lov it! it's so... hey! is zat not pronunsed vith a frensh asent?!

p.s.haha

GameChat · 04-12-2007, 02:46 AM

i hate this

10-13-2005, 05:51 PM	#1 (permalink)
Administrator Administrator Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Earth Posts: 166	As if we don't have problems with english as it is! European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5- year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English". In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k". This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kanhave one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f". This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kanbe expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil! agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is ! disgrasf ul and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and after ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. If zis mad you smil, pleas pas on to oza pepl.

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10-16-2005, 01:58 PM	#2 (permalink)
sunshine Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: UK Posts: 100	lol

10-29-2005, 01:12 AM	#3 (permalink)
RolandofGilead Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: In the Magical House o' Meat Posts: 61	Hahahaha!YES! Awsome! I love it

11-11-2005, 04:03 PM	#4 (permalink)
Kalle Deimos New Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Lakeland, FL Posts: 7	I've seen a version of this joke involving Arnold Schwarzenegger and 'Austronics'.

11-26-2005, 09:56 PM	#5 (permalink)
I_Love_Yoshi_A_Lot Banned Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: I live in PA in USA. Posts: 39	:byrce:Yeah you should shut up, bitch!

12-11-2005, 03:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
Player 1 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Harrisburg Posts: 453	Great! Next Europains.. whatever!

12-29-2005, 08:08 AM	#7 (permalink)
Kittygal63 Member Join Date: Dec 2005 Posts: 29	oh i simply lov it! it's so... hey! is zat not pronunsed vith a frensh asent?! p.s.haha

04-12-2007, 02:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	i hate this

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