Yo Mamma

Player 1 · 12-31-2007, 07:40 PM

This is to see how much you can test your brain to make the funniest Yo Mamma joke. The person below rates the one above, and then makes their own.
EXAMPLE: Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an Ugly Contest and the judges said: Sorry, no professionals.
Now, the person BELOW rates it like this:
I give yours a (out of 10) 3 out of 10, since its old as hell.

Yo mommas so dumb, she sold her car for gas money.

Continue! Heres mine.
Yo mammas so cheap, she couldn't "pay" attention.

GOOD LUCK!

EDIT: Do NOT postwhore, do NOT go off-topic, and please.. NO SWEAR WORDS.

GameChat · 01-06-2008, 07:40 AM

Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

Player 1 · 06-13-2008, 03:15 PM

Yo mammas so big her ear could hear the martians

GameChat · 06-14-2008, 10:14 PM

I already made this thread. It's somewhere lost in the forums. Under piles of other junk.

Your mom is so stupid, that when her computer told her to press "any" key, she couldn't find any key.

gamerdude · 07-30-2008, 05:38 AM

yo moma is so fat that when she was floating the the sea spain clamed her for the new world!

equalcool · 07-30-2008, 10:56 AM

Yo mammas so dump, she shake herself before drink a can of juice, because the can label 'shake before drink'...

Phantom-- · 07-31-2008, 09:09 PM

your mommas so stupid she opened a can of tuna helper and said wheres my helper

gamerdude · 07-31-2008, 09:13 PM

ok. 5/10 . here's mine . yo moma is so ugly that when she was born her mom said " what a treasure!" and yo moms's dad said" yah! let's go burry it!"

Phantom-- · 07-31-2008, 09:17 PM

4/10

your mommas so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said i got the power!BAM!

gamerdude · 08-01-2008, 06:31 PM

4/10 because i have heard it so many times. yo moma is so ugly that when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..."

p.s here is a link for yo moma jokes
http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/yo_mama_jokes.htm

12-31-2007, 07:40 PM	#1 (permalink)
Player 1 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Harrisburg Posts: 453	Yo Mamma This is to see how much you can test your brain to make the funniest Yo Mamma joke. The person below rates the one above, and then makes their own. EXAMPLE: Yo mamma is so ugly, she entered an Ugly Contest and the judges said: Sorry, no professionals. Now, the person BELOW rates it like this: I give yours a (out of 10) 3 out of 10, since its old as hell. Yo mommas so dumb, she sold her car for gas money. Continue! Heres mine. Yo mammas so cheap, she couldn't "pay" attention. GOOD LUCK! EDIT: Do NOT postwhore, do NOT go off-topic, and please.. NO SWEAR WORDS.

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01-06-2008, 07:40 AM	#2 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	Yo mama is so stupid she stole a free sample.

06-13-2008, 03:15 PM	#3 (permalink)
Player 1 Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Harrisburg Posts: 453	Yo mammas so big her ear could hear the martians

06-14-2008, 10:14 PM	#4 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	I already made this thread. It's somewhere lost in the forums. Under piles of other junk. Your mom is so stupid, that when her computer told her to press "any" key, she couldn't find any key.

07-30-2008, 05:38 AM	#5 (permalink)
gamerdude Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 72	yo moma is so fat that when she was floating the the sea spain clamed her for the new world!

07-30-2008, 10:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
equalcool Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 34	Yo mammas so dump, she shake herself before drink a can of juice, because the can label 'shake before drink'...

07-31-2008, 09:09 PM	#7 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151	your mommas so stupid she opened a can of tuna helper and said wheres my helper

07-31-2008, 09:13 PM	#8 (permalink)
gamerdude Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 72	ok. 5/10 . here's mine . yo moma is so ugly that when she was born her mom said " what a treasure!" and yo moms's dad said" yah! let's go burry it!"

07-31-2008, 09:17 PM	#9 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151	4/10 your mommas so stupid she stuck batteries up her but and said i got the power!BAM!

08-01-2008, 06:31 PM	#10 (permalink)
gamerdude Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 72	4/10 because i have heard it so many times. yo moma is so ugly that when she wobbles down the street in September, folk say, "Damn it, can't believe it's Halloween already..." p.s here is a link for yo moma jokes http://www.humorsphere.com/yo_mama/yo_mama_jokes.htm

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