Yo Mamma - Page 5

Jamifa · 08-21-2008, 06:41 PM

Phantom's gets 8/10, GameChat gets 5/10, not that good...

Yo mamma so old, when God said, "Let there be light!" she flicked the switch!

Phantom-- · 08-21-2008, 10:20 PM

lol 7/10

Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

Jamifa · 08-22-2008, 02:21 PM

first one, 8/10, second, 5/10, should take out some of the stuff in the second one, make it, "Yo mamma so fat someone put "Caution! Wide Turns" on her back!" I think that sounds a little better, I'd give that one a 7 or 8 out of 10

Yo mamma so fat, someone put her in the river to save the beavers some time...

Phantom-- · 08-22-2008, 10:37 PM

7/10

Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.

Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

gamerdude · 08-23-2008, 03:17 AM

yo moma is so stupid that when she used the calculater to caculate 2+2 and the answer was 4 she said " now that's no right, i know for a fact 2+2=6."

GameChat · 08-23-2008, 03:34 AM

That joke fails.

Phantom-- · 08-24-2008, 12:35 AM

You forgot to rate mine. I give gamerdude's joke a 0/10 that was a failure sorry.

Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight!

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

Jamifa · 08-24-2008, 05:49 AM

I think I used the second one... And the first one gets a 8/10

Yo mamma so ugly, she makes the roaches cry

Yo mamma so fat, she takes craps in the water tower

Phantom-- · 08-24-2008, 04:53 PM

lol. I give both 8/10

Sorry if you already used the second one.

Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?"

Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

Jamifa · 08-24-2008, 06:01 PM

first one: 5/10, could use a little improvement on the approach

second one was used already

third one's sort of a ripoff from mine lol, but you should actually say stink, like "Yo mamma stank so bad, she made an onion cry."

Yo mamma so fat, she makes the bears scream and run like little girls

Yo mamma so fat, someone yells, "We're under attack!" when she farts

08-24-2008, 06:01 PM	#50 (permalink)
Jamifa Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 404 OGN$: 0	first one: 5/10, could use a little improvement on the approach second one was used already third one's sort of a ripoff from mine lol, but you should actually say stink, like "Yo mamma stank so bad, she made an onion cry." Yo mamma so fat, she makes the bears scream and run like little girls Yo mamma so fat, someone yells, "We're under attack!" when she farts Last edited by Jamifa; 08-24-2008 at 06:03 PM.

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08-21-2008, 06:41 PM	#41 (permalink)
Jamifa Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 404 OGN$: 0	Phantom's gets 8/10, GameChat gets 5/10, not that good... Yo mamma so old, when God said, "Let there be light!" she flicked the switch!

08-21-2008, 10:20 PM	#42 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151 OGN$: 0	lol 7/10 Yo mama so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky! Yo mama so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

08-22-2008, 02:21 PM	#43 (permalink)
Jamifa Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 404 OGN$: 0	first one, 8/10, second, 5/10, should take out some of the stuff in the second one, make it, "Yo mamma so fat someone put "Caution! Wide Turns" on her back!" I think that sounds a little better, I'd give that one a 7 or 8 out of 10 Yo mamma so fat, someone put her in the river to save the beavers some time...

08-22-2008, 10:37 PM	#44 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151 OGN$: 0	7/10 Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through. Yo mama so fat when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

08-23-2008, 03:17 AM	#45 (permalink)
gamerdude Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2008 Posts: 72 OGN$: 0	yo moma is so stupid that when she used the calculater to caculate 2+2 and the answer was 4 she said " now that's no right, i know for a fact 2+2=6."

08-23-2008, 03:34 AM	#46 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911 OGN$: 0	That joke fails.

08-24-2008, 12:35 AM	#47 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151 OGN$: 0	You forgot to rate mine. I give gamerdude's joke a 0/10 that was a failure sorry. Yo mama so stupid she bought a solar-powered flashlight! Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes.

08-24-2008, 05:49 AM	#48 (permalink)
Jamifa Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2005 Posts: 404 OGN$: 0	I think I used the second one... And the first one gets a 8/10 Yo mamma so ugly, she makes the roaches cry Yo mamma so fat, she takes craps in the water tower

08-24-2008, 04:53 PM	#49 (permalink)
Phantom-- Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: no where to be found Posts: 1,151 OGN$: 0	lol. I give both 8/10 Sorry if you already used the second one. Yo mama so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies. Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?" Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.

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