Make a wish at a price

[allen12]

The poster says something to the above person about their wish. It has to be granted, but something bad has to happen.
Then that poster makes another wish. And so on.

For example:
Starter: I wish to be #1 poster.
Poster: Granted, but a mod deletes 99.99% of your posts. You're not #1 anymore.

I wish for Coke.

Poster #2: Granted, but when you open the bottle it fizzes onto your face.
(And so on)

Lets start!!!

I wish to be a billionaire!
[(1,000,000,000) (1,000,000,000)]
|................... ( )................. |
[(1,000,000,000) (1,000,000,000)]

[myshell]

Granted........But you will become blind.


I wish I could be eternally happy!

[GameChat]

Granted, but you'll get AIDS.

I wish I had more metal to listen to.

[allen12]

Granted, but your parents took your CDs away.

I wish my post count was down to 1.

[myshell]

Granted, but you will be banned from the forum

I wish for my purse to never be empty.

[Junkeeper]

Granted, but your purse snatched by thief

I wish I live forever young.

[myshell]

Granted, but you will only live for one more week.

I wish I was a computer genious.

[Davis]

Granted, but you'll be permanently exiled to a 3rd World Country with no electricity.

I wish I could fix the crash bugs in my game by the end of the day.

[Junkeeper]

Granted but your PC crashed bcoz of it and needs to reformat in the end.

I wish Dave's game get listed in OGN.

[myshell]

Granted, but you will no longer have access to OGN.

I wish to rid the world of all evil.