Before You Ask For Relationship Advice Click Here

madmatt621 · 03-27-2008, 04:55 PM

Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."

Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."

Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for an online dancing simulator."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."

Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.

Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."

Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."

Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."

Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."

Q. "You didn't answer my question at all. "
A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG

GameChat · 03-30-2008, 10:10 PM

ROFL. This is for the lulz.

d@n. · 04-01-2008, 04:23 PM

is this a joke if yes i guess u post in wrong section my fren:0

madmatt621 · 04-01-2008, 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by d@n.

is this a joke if yes i guess u post in wrong section my fren:0

1. 03-27-2008, 10:55 AM

2. What in the hell are you talking about "wrong section"?

edit: Can I be a mod so I can move this to General Chat? Administrator? You know I'm talking to you.

GameChat · 04-01-2008, 10:11 PM

They'll ignore people who ask. They're great at it! XD

madmatt621 · 04-02-2008, 01:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameChat

They'll ignore people who ask. They're great at it! XD

Administrator is considering me, so I don't know what you're talking about.

GameChat · 04-03-2008, 12:28 AM

Wait what? When did this happen. I've been here for two years and up.

madmatt621 · 04-03-2008, 12:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GameChat

Wait what? When did this happen. I've been here for two years and up.

I have experience in modding forums and additional experience in C++ and in Java.

GameChat · 04-05-2008, 03:27 AM

I too do have Mod eperience but you don't see me bragging.

Junkeeper · 04-17-2008, 01:30 AM

How do you guys deal with spammers? Will you ban their IPs?

03-27-2008, 04:55 PM	#1 (permalink)
madmatt621 Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Houston, Texas Posts: 203	Before You Ask For Relationship Advice Click Here Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out." A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic." Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad." A. "Too bad." Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me." A. "Too bad. Find someone else." Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?" A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for an online dancing simulator." Q. "No, really." A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation." Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well." A. "Don't be a jerk." Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready." A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them. Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place." A. "They want sex. Don't do it." Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister." A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them." Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back." A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it." Q. "I think I'm gay." A. "Okay." Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags." A. "You'll love college." Q. "You didn't answer my question at all. " A. WWW.TEENHELP.ORG

04-01-2008, 04:23 PM	#3 (permalink)
d@n. Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 479	is this a joke if yes i guess u post in wrong section my fren:0 __________________

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03-30-2008, 10:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	ROFL. This is for the lulz.

04-01-2008, 10:11 PM	#5 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	They'll ignore people who ask. They're great at it! XD

04-03-2008, 12:28 AM	#7 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	Wait what? When did this happen. I've been here for two years and up.

04-05-2008, 03:27 AM	#9 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,911	I too do have Mod eperience but you don't see me bragging.

04-17-2008, 01:30 AM	#10 (permalink)
Junkeeper Moderator Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 386	How do you guys deal with spammers? Will you ban their IPs?

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