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Octivian_best · 08-30-2006, 01:08 PM

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"I'd like two pork chops," asked the woman to her butcher, "and make them lean."
"Yes ma'am," said the polite butcher, standing then on end. "Which way?"

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If you drop a fork, it's a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it's a sign company is leaving.

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Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat

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Carl asked, "Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?"
"That depends," the slow-minded vet replied. "What's wrong with them?"

GameChat · 05-04-2007, 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Octivian_best

* * *
"I'd like two pork chops," asked the woman to her butcher, "and make them lean."
"Yes ma'am," said the polite butcher, standing then on end. "Which way?"

* * *
If you drop a fork, it's a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it's a sign company is leaving.

* * *
Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat

* * *
Carl asked, "Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?"
"That depends," the slow-minded vet replied. "What's wrong with them?"

i think your jokes are good???

d@n. · 07-02-2007, 09:41 PM

yeah jokes section

only 1 ??? got more???

MOYA · 07-02-2007, 10:41 PM

I can say ''Yo Momma'' jokes but I don't want to flame.

allen12 · 07-18-2007, 09:37 AM

You won't flame because your're not actually saying that to anyone.

GameChat · 07-18-2007, 04:29 PM

Btw, why is this thread doing in here? I thought this is only Console Gaming.

allen12 · 07-21-2007, 05:49 AM

Yea, you think theres any forum better? General Chat won't work too.

GameChat · 07-21-2007, 01:18 PM

General chat may work. I suggest the forum games or maybe not.

Have a nice day,

The Game Chat.

d@n. · 08-07-2007, 03:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Octivian_best

* * *
"I'd like two pork chops," asked the woman to her butcher, "and make them lean."
"Yes ma'am," said the polite butcher, standing then on end. "Which way?"

* * *
If you drop a fork, it's a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it's a sign company is leaving.

* * *
Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat

* * *
Carl asked, "Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?"
"That depends," the slow-minded vet replied. "What's wrong with them?"

haha not bad anymore???

fellowspot · 02-07-2009, 08:27 AM

On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived.

Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened.

“Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.”

He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.”

“That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?”

“Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”

08-30-2006, 01:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
Octivian_best New Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 1 OGN$: 0	Best jokes * * * "I'd like two pork chops," asked the woman to her butcher, "and make them lean." "Yes ma'am," said the polite butcher, standing then on end. "Which way?" * * * If you drop a fork, it's a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it's a sign company is leaving. * * * Q: What is the height of stupidity? A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat * * * Carl asked, "Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?" "That depends," the slow-minded vet replied. "What's wrong with them?" Last edited by Administrator; 09-14-2006 at 04:41 PM.

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07-02-2007, 09:41 PM	#3 (permalink)
d@n. Senior Member Join Date: May 2006 Posts: 466 OGN$: 0	yeah jokes section only 1 ??? got more???

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MOYA Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: What is this? Posts: 365 OGN$: 0	I can say ''Yo Momma'' jokes but I don't want to flame.

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allen12 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the World Of Runescape Posts: 1,418 OGN$: 0	You won't flame because your're not actually saying that to anyone.

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GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,947 OGN$: 0	Btw, why is this thread doing in here? I thought this is only Console Gaming.

07-21-2007, 05:49 AM	#7 (permalink)
allen12 Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: In the World Of Runescape Posts: 1,418 OGN$: 0	Yea, you think theres any forum better? General Chat won't work too.

07-21-2007, 01:18 PM	#8 (permalink)
GameChat Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: (515) Posts: 2,947 OGN$: 0	General chat may work. I suggest the forum games or maybe not. Have a nice day, The Game Chat.

02-07-2009, 08:27 AM	#10 (permalink)
fellowspot Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Posts: 21 OGN$: 0	On a dark and stormy night, an American, Canadian and a Jew were in a horrible car accident. All three were rushed to the hospital, though all three had died before they arrived. Just as they were about to put the toe tag on the American, he awoke and opened his eyes. Astonished, the doctors and nurses asked him what had happened. “Well,” said the American, “I remember the crash, and then there was a bright white light, and then the Canadian and the Jew and I were standing at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter approached us and said that we were all too young to die, and that for a donation of $150 we could return to the earth.” He continued, ” So of course, I pulled out my wallet and gave him the $150, and the next thing I knew I was back here.” “That’s amazing!” said one of the doctors, “But what happened to the other two?” “Last I saw them,” replied the American, “the Jew was haggling over the price and the Canadian was waiting for the government to pay his.”

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