There was once a Scot, an English Man and a Pakistanian man, in a hot air ballon.
It was going lower and lower, They was about to crash, when they had an Idea, Get ridd of something all of there country has got too much of.
The Scot threw off A box of Kilts, The hot air bloon raised a little.
The Pakistanian Man, threw over Turbans, The hot ait raised a little.
The English Man was left. He though to himself what should I throw over? A breakfast? A Dog?
He found his answer, He picked up the pakistani and threw him over, we have too much of 'em he said.
This is a joke please don't take it rasist. Sorry about any incovenience. | 
