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Q. "I like this boy/girl a lot but I don't know how to ask them out."
A. "Stop being a pussy and ask them. Don't do anything stupidly dramatic."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend just broke up with me and I am very sad."
A. "Too bad."
Q. "The boy/girl I like just rejected me."
A. "Too bad. Find someone else."
Q. "I can't get a girlfriend. What am I doing wrong?"
A. "Well, for a start you're posting about it on a forum for an online dancing simulator."
Q. "No, really."
A. "Don't be someone you're not, and be patient. Someone will come along, and if they don't there's always masturbation."
Q. "I am in a relationship, but am attracted to another boy/girl as well."
A. "Don't be a jerk."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend is pressuring me for sex but I am not ready."
A. "Tell Them. If they don't understand then you probably shouldn't be with them.
Q. "My ex-boyfriend/girlfriend says that they love me and want to get back together, even though they broke it off in the first place."
A. "They want sex. Don't do it."
Q. "I am attracted to my best friends brother/sister."
A. "Make sure they won't feel weird about it before you start dating them."
Q. "My boyfriend/girlfriend cheated on me, but is begging I take them back."
A. "You'd have to be pretty stupid to do it."
Q. "I think I'm gay."
A. "Okay."
Q. "But I don't know how to meet other fags."
A. "You'll love college."
Q. "You didn't answer my question at all. "
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