05-04-2007, 01:24 AM
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Originally Posted by Octivian_best * * *
"I'd like two pork chops," asked the woman to her butcher, "and make them lean."
"Yes ma'am," said the polite butcher, standing then on end. "Which way?"
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If you drop a fork, it's a sign company is coming. If a fork is missing, it's a sign company is leaving.
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Q: What is the height of stupidity?
A: 2 men sitting on a motorcycle & fighting for a window seat
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Carl asked, "Got anything to cure fleas on a dog?"
"That depends," the slow-minded vet replied. "What's wrong with them?" | i think your jokes are good???
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